Humour

If you’re having a tough day, watch this

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Did anyone else watch “Oswald the Octopus” growing up? I vaguely do, but I am quite sure I was out of the target age range for watching. How do I know this? Because I found it weird that you’ve got a talking, walking, octopus, but the dog can’t talk? It makes no sense!

Anyway, back on to sensible matters, here’s a video of Oswald growing a giant banana and gifting chunks of it around the community. Just, don’t question the physics of a banana frisbee, or a snowman in central park.

It’s videos like this that make my boyfriend question what children’s television writers are on half the time they do their job.

Still, it’s a relaxing watch, I think.

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Poetry Review: “Cairo” by Kolton Lane

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Rating: A well-written poetry collection set across the shores of America and Egypt

Headline: 4 stars

Review:

Cairo is the new poetry collection from the author Kolton Lane. Despite the title, Cairo splits itself into two distinct geographical regions, the first half focusing itself on America and the second on Egypt. There is also a final third section which is comprised of a short story titled “Inseparable Threads”, which is set in Kansas, America.

Poems in this book follow what many would consider to be a traditionalist, conventional style of poetry, with block stanzas and rhyming couples used frequently to great effect. There is a sense of clam and ease while reading the poems, that nothing within the reader’s eye needs to be rushed. Personal favourites include the poems “Waters of the Nile” and “Dust Storms” which romanticises the arterial river which dominates the very fabric of what Egypt is and was.

The inclusion of the short story “Inseparable Threads” feels a bit out of kilter with the rest of the book. While like the rest of the book, the words are well written, by the author’s own admission, it is not a integral part of the collection. In the foreword preceding the story, Lane states, “who knows, maybe the next book may be a collection of short stories.” It is an element that probably should have been debuted elsewhere. The title of this book, Cairo, might also have benefitted from being more flattering to the boarder locations referenced, seeing as the first half the book is set in America and the second half does not limit itself to the city boarders of the Egyptian capital.

When it comes to poetry, the best collections are the ones with either a sense of urgency or a sense of place. With Cairo, Lane has successfully managed to target the latter camp to great effect. With poems that are well put together with nice deployment of visual language, reading this book will make you long for sunny days on distant shores.

AEB Reviews

Links:

Reedsy Discovery Review: AEB Reviews -“Cairo” by Kolton Lane

Purchase Link: “Cairo” by Kolton Lane (Amazon)

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Book Review: “How Academics Get Published” by Charles Bewlay

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Rating: 3 stars

Headline: Insightful guidance on academic publishing, at the cost of a slightly condescending tone

Review:

A publisher with over forty years experience in various publishing roles, Charles Bewlay comes to the table with a wealth of extensive knowledge, a significant factor that helps support the basis of his debut title, How Academics Get Published. Coming in at 81 pages, this is a book which by all accounts intended as a short read for any would-be academics wishing to see their work in print.

Throughout the book, Bewlay provides plenty of informative guidance and countless supportive illustrative examples. This includes how to format material for academic textbooks, referencing and comprehensive data tables and graphs. A large number of helpful tips and author anecdotes are dotted at key intervals within chapter. As a book, How Academics Get Published is also well referenced in itself, with the author providing several other notable texts for further reading at the end of the book.

Although it comes in with a shorter page count, the length is more than made up for by the density of text on the page. It is this, coupled with the variation of differing font styles and colours that can make the text feel somewhat overwhelming and distracting at points. There are also instances where the tone of voice comes across as somewhat condescending. For example, when Bewlay provides an anecdote of when he confronted a teacher for photocopying a Maths textbook for classroom uses. Although it is true that copyright law needs to be taken into serious consideration by any academic, I know from personal experience (as a student) and indirect experience (many members of my family are teachers) that the photocopying of academic textbooks is commonplace in the English educational system to the point of acceptance. I do not think Bewlay means to belittle, but within this book the tone of voice can feel somewhat misplaced.

How Academics Get Published contains a number of useful nuggets of guidance and information. It is clear that Bewlay has approached this book with a strong will to impart his experience on a fresh readership. What is less clear is exactly which age demographic of readers he is looking to educate, and the tone of voice used to engage with them. As reference guides go, it is a good starting point for readers, but not necessarily the end goal.

AEB Reviews

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Reedsy Discovery Review: AEB Reviews – “How Academics Get Published” by Charles Bewlay

Purchase Link: “How Academics Get Published” by Charles Bewlay (Amazon)

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Meanwhile, in Alice’s head…

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No context needed, this video perfect sums up how my mind works most evenings when it gets to 31C in the UK in my house in the UK.

Say what you want about resilience, but us Brits are not made for 31C heat. Us, and our woeful lack of air conditioning.

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Poetry Review: “Uprooted – A Season of Grief” by Mary Ann Burrows

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Rating:5 stars

Headline: Written with skill and depth – for a book so short, there is so much to take away

Review:

Uprooted – A Season of Grief is the new poetry collection from author Ann Burrows. Living near Vancouver, Burrows turns her pen towards a reflective collection that centres around themes of grief and grief survivorship. Spanning 108 pages, Uprooted bases itself around the four seasons, from Autumn to Summer. The collection is bookended with a foreword from Rick Diamond, a personal friend of Burrows, and an epilogue penned by the author.

Uprooted is focused purely on grief and Burrows’ handling of it following the tragic loss of her father. While there are occasional glimpses of optimism and joy, the focus on loss is very much present throughout. Regardless of the “season”, Burrows raw emotion and determination is evident throughout. Personal highlights include the poems “0 Avenue”, “Letting Go”, and “The World Needs Poets”. In one touching poem, “Sorrow is a Stone”, Burrows manages to capture the essence of grief in one succinct stanza:

Grief is a cold draft—
howling through lava rock walls,
then gone, its echo lingering,
sprinkled on the ground like rain,
woven through the air like lemon eucalyptus.

Where a multitude of poets and authors struggled to convey grief, Burrows only needs five lines to distil an entire emotion. And the above comes from a poem located early in the collection, it is not even the final flourish. Instead, it calmly sets the scene for the exploratory works that follow, varying from the superficial to the abstract. In addition to this, there has to be a small, but notable, mention to the artwork which features on both the cover design and transferred over into black and white for each “season” heading. There are few words to say, it’s a beautiful piece of design.

Crafted using a combination of traditional and unorthodox poetry structures, Uprooted is an emotionally charged ride, start to finish. For a book so short, there is so much to take away.

AEB Reviews

Links:

Reedsy Discovery Review: AEB Reviews – “Uprooted – A Season of Grief” by Mary Ann Burrows

Purchase Link: “Uprooted – A Season of Grief” by Mary Ann Burrows (Amazon)

Author Website: https://maryannburrows.com/uprooted-2/

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“Life is a Tube” (Notes from Creative Writing)

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From my writing class scribbles, a quick 10 minute starter activity penned in response to the prompt “write a metaphor poem”. Enjoy.

Life is a Tube

Life is a Tube station,

It fills and falls in seconds,

Iconic to some, disgusting to others

At least the rats are dry.

A unifier of rich and poor, old and young,

Souls who loiter in dust and sweat,

The heat builds higher, a screech grows louder,

And yet only a dim light beckons.

(From personal notebook, initial draft penned 23/04/25)

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Book Review: “Celebrity Word Scramble: Famous Names in Music” by Bill Maier

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Rating: 2 stars

Headline: This puzzle book left me scratching my head more than scratching my chin

Review:

Celebrity Word Scramble: Famous Names in Music by Bill Maier is a puzzle book, filled with over a hundred unique challenges to test knowledge of famous singers both past and present. As Maier himself proclaims, “Celebrity Word Scramble is intended to interest a wide scope of puzzle lovers with puzzle books on sports, entertainment, history, and literature.” This would imply that Maier intends to release subsequent versions of this book, although at the time of reviewing publication dates were to be confirmed.

The puzzles follow the same approach, scrambled words where the reader has to select the right letters. Over the course of several iterations, with clues to help, the reader is able to piece together an answer to discover the hidden name of the celebrity. An appendix is also included to compare answers to.

While to all intents and purposes this could be a fun little book, I found myself falling down at the first hurdle. No matter how many times I stared at the worked through example on the opening page, I could not work out how the author was able to piece together the word “tunnel” out of the jumble of letters that make up “becrha”. With my brow becoming increasingly furrowed over what was meant to be a simple example, you can imagine how I got on with the actual word puzzles. After staring at the first three for five long minutes with little joy, I simply gave up.

With puzzle books it is hard to be truly unbiased. I fully accept that to a seasoned puzzle goer the nature of this book could be very straightforward but equally I have to reflect on this book being advertised as suitable for a wide range of readers, including those looking for a quick pick-up. In this case it is not something I can readily recommend; the questions themselves were just too complicated for me to grasp.

AEB Reviews

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Reedsy Discovery Review: AEB Reviews – “Celebrity Word Scramble: Famous Names in Music” by Bill Maier

Purchase Link: “Celebrity Word Scramble: Famous Names in Music” (Amazon)

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My Housemate’s a Mermaid – THE PODCAST

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Another one from deep within the MHAM draft posts that never made it to air…until now.

Back in 2021…

I was thinking to myself the other day “you know what? There aren’t enough podcasts in the world. And golly, there sure as heck aren’t enough opinions being shared around. I should do something to rectify this immediately!”

Or, alternatively, I saw an advert for the free podcasting creator, Anchor, and thought I’d give it a shot.

Several coffees later and some playing about with low-budget graphics and ta-da! A podcast was born:

(Before you say anything, I really cannot stress the low budget-ness of this production. Low budget in the sense there is none.)

Who knows what will become of this, but basically it’s me talking to myself for up to half an hour and in episode one I talk about what lead me to start writing a blog. If you enjoy the concept of a one-woman natter then you’re in for a right royal treat.

I honestly could not be selling this venture harder if I tried. It’s just something I’m giving a go at for a bit of fun.

“My Housemate’s a Mermaid – The Podcast” available on Spotify

Jumping back to 2025…

Surprise, surprise, it didn’t catch on and after forcing myself through four recordings I stopped podcasting and went back to pure writing. I think as much as anything it was the realisation that podcasting with free software is difficult (in that I found the free to use software incredibly limiting and of overall poor production value).

I’m currently in the process of getting the original recordings saved (would you believe it, the platform appears to give podcast owners no access to downloading their own work once published).

For now, enjoy the bittersweet car crash that was the MHAM podcast and who knows, maybe I’ll revive it one day on better terms.

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Book Review: “Marketing Launchpad: The Ultimate, No-Fluff Marketing Book for Women in Business” by Racquel Collard

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Rating: 4 stars

Headline: The essential marketing guide for anyone striving to become an earth-shaker in business

Review:

Marketing Launchpad: The Ultimate, No-Fluff Marketing Book for Women in Business (hereafter Marketing Launchpad) by Racquel Collard is billed as its title suggests, a direct and essential guide for women who want to take their marketing strategy (and thereby their business) to the next level. Split into three parts; “focus”, “clarity” and “bringing it all together”, Collard’s writing approach is to simplify the needless complexities of the business world and empower women to not only fight for their fair share of the market but also realise their full potential by removing imposter syndrome out of the equation.

The writing structure in this book is balanced and varied to optimise engagement, providing a number of hypothetical and real world examples (although the latter tends to be more focused on the well trodden, big name players such as branding heavyweight Apple). The book also includes colourful and attention-grabbing imagery, exercises and worksheets, as defined by the heading “time to take action”. These worksheets appear at the end of chapters and compliment the preceding content in a way that makes the tasks easy to complete and not cumbersome for readers.

Central to this book is what Collard refers to as “the marketing funnel”, an essential awareness behind every successful entrepreneur of the customer journey, from a potential client to a loyal and repeat customer. Later on in this book this simple model is applied to other aspects of marketing business, including types and purpose of a product and how these elements align with customer interest and sentiment.

Marketing Launchpad makes for a good read as something that would suit pretty much anyone going into business (despite its title, I would argue there is nothing contained here to particularly excludes a male readership). That said, using positive imagery to promote women is certainly no bad thing and in a market dominated by generic business guides with vague titles Collard has set herself from the pack by singling out a female market. It is a book that gives two fingers to the term imposter syndrome and for that alone it is a book to be likened.

AEB Reviews

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Purchase Link: “Marketing Launchpad…” by Racquel Collard (Amazon)

Author Website: https://www.marketinglaunchpad.com.au/

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