Microwave

“Cleaning-Up the Microwave” (a Chemical Fume-Induced Song)

My Housemate's a Mermaid (Alice E. Bennett) British, comedy, Event, House, How To, Humor, Humour, Mellennial, Mermaid, Music, Swindon, Uncategorized, Young Professional , , ,

From the makers of That’s When the Cleaning Fumes Got to Me, I present me, cleaning the microwave with equally questionable methods.

If it’s not the fact I forgot to turn the mircowave off (apparently it’s not safe), it’s the realisation afterwards of the potential effects those fumes were having on me.

But still, at least the microwave is clean now.

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Alice’s Signature “Three Ingredient” Cooking (Alias “Stodge Dinner”)

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A couple of videos that showcase just the level of my culinary abilities. I’d caveat it with something like, “it had been a long day in the office and/or it was 23:00 in the evening”, but it wasn’t. It was 19:00 and it was me, being me.

Part One – Preparation and Cooking

Part Two – Finishing Touches and the Taste Test

Oh, and here is the pastry I mentioned in the video, the free one.

I think it was a citrus tart. It tasted of lemons. It was going out of date that day, so someone came up to me and asked if I wanted it. Five days after said expiry date, I ate it (because that’s the kind of classy girl I am).

So, who wants to hire me as their private chef?

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