Just had this slide into my Insta DMs…
And you know what? It’s about ruddy time. About time someone appreciated ‘My’ skills as a potential influencer (that’s what I’m going to call myself from now on, My).
One only need look at a sample of my recent work to appreciate my modelling abilities.
Sex, on, legs (or back…I can be a very malleable sack of potatoes when it comes to hospital visitations).
I can totally work basic photography functions on a modern camera phone.
And Mumma B is always saying I have eyes like the possessed child from Sixth Sense, which can only be a good thing!
Yes, I can see a lot of brands going for this. After all, everyone knows about me being a notorious snob for fashion.
Yes, that is indeed a photo of me rummaging through a box labelled ‘free stuff’.
I also perform all my own dance moves!
(Although that was cracking on ten years ago. May need refresher training on that one.)
Look out world! I’ll see you on the other side, once I go global with my first fashion brand campaign.
Update: Grace has yet to take me up on my services.
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