For the lockdown marriage of one of my mates (remember Woman on The Verge of a Birthday Breakdown?) the groom’s sister asked everyone to record a video message to send to the happy couple.
“Sure!” I thought, “this’ll be easy. I can be classy and endearing at the same time, that’s totally me!”
Then again, this is also me:
Several glasses of prosecco down (you’ve got to get into the party vibes with this sort of thing), I set up my phone and filmed this.
“I mean, it’s something,” I mused whilst watching it back. “Not sure what that something is, but it’s that. Hmm, maybe I’ll do a second take, just in case.”
And then the cat came along…
It was a tough call between the two but ultimately I knew which one I was going to send over.
Yes, I sent the cat video.
(Jess, I hope you and Dave had a lovely wedding day. See you on the other side when we can properly celebrate. x)
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