Only I Would Burn a Croissant This Badly

Another reminder of how I can’t be left alone with food.

In my defence, I lost track of time…and how hot the oven was. And it really was as rock solid as it looks. A solid 0/10, but it did slide very nicely into the bin.

(Also another reason to refer you back to this clip:)

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Monday Motivation

If you’re feeling like nothing is going right, like your everyday diet is not on par with the rest of the world and your place on the humanity scale is (at best) questionable. If you’re feeling any of these things then just tell yourself; it could be worse, I could the person who said this in the office…

 

“Gruel: if it worked for Oliver Twist then it works for me.”

Alice E. Bennett, 2017.