Author: My Housemate's a Mermaid (Alice E. Bennett)

Book Review: “S.I.D” by Smiley TheWriter

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Rating: 4 stars

Headline: A well written short story that engages with challenging conversations around mental illness

Review:

*Warning – book and review contains themes of death and suicide*

S.I.D (Suicidal Ideations) by Smiley TheWriter is a short story monologue, narrated by the voice of Samuel, a twenty-three year old Somalian living in America. (I will refer to the book as S.I.D and author as Smiley hereafter.) Split over the five themes of time, love, pain, tears and death, from within the afterlife Samuel reflects on his past experiences that have led up to the present day, moments after jumping off a bridge and committing suicide.

Given the sensitives around this topic, Smiley handles the content well. In places there are some really nice turns of phrase, for example Samuel’s description of a troubled childhood in Somalia where he is forced to eat sand and “passed around like an empty plate”. The chapters tackle different themes in a way that layers upon the last, creating a backdrop that builds progressively toward a thrilling climax of events. Being a short story S.I.D is perfectly suited to the sombre tone carried throughout, the feeling of a character who could have had many chances to shine but has been ground down by a failed system on both sides of the Atlantic.

While the wording is well constructed, the skill and poeticism of Smiley as an author does tend to create its own bubbles of confusion. The tone of voice is so personable, so intimate and in tune with Samuel’s thoughts, feelings and experiences, it is easy to forget this title is a work of fiction as opposed to an autobiographical memoir (excluding the opening sentences that convey the narrator is already dead). More description of characters’ physical attributes and world-building would have helped ground readers in the fictional landscape. The title may also be a little lost in translation. As a British reviewer, I would not have known the acronym S.I.D was a term or descriptor related to suicide.

The inclusion of an author epilogue and American support services at the back of the book are a nice touch, however I would still be a little cautious of sharing this book widely given its strong themes of death and suicide. That said, S.I.D still remains a well written short story that engages with challenging conversations around mental illness, especially within communities where is it considered taboo.

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Meanwhile, in Alice’s head…

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Something I came across on the internet that makes absolutely no sense other than afterwards finding out it’s a thing and the cat is apparently called Maxwell.

And, in fairness, it is the most truest of reflections when it comes to what is usually floating around in my head.

Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into? Make it stop!!

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Book Review: “Tomorrow’s Jobs Today” by Rafael Moscatel

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Rating: 3 stars

Headline: A guidebook for those considering a future career in digitally-focused sectors

Review:

Tomorrow’s Jobs Today by Rafael Moscatel (with support from Abby Moscatel) aims to lift the lid on job roles of the future career market. Example career paths covered in detail include Blockchain, Artificial Intelligence and Advisory Consulting. Each area has its own chapter, allowing for an in depth study which starts with a broad history and overview, details of expected starting salary and essential qualifications (where applicable) for entry. Interviews with well-seasoned experts in the field go a long way to providing a human insight into the industries they represent, the conversational tone helps massively to bring energy into the large bodies of text.

This book is clearly trying to capitalise on a younger readership base, those that are coming toward the end of their formal education and looking to making career path decisions. With that in mind, Tomorrow’s Job’s Today would have benefitted from being punchier and quicker to the point in places. There is no imagery or diagrams in this book, content which would have massively supported some of the more complex terminology or been useful as a springboard for some of the meatier paragraphs. While a useful statistic to include, the use of a dollar currency for expected starting salaries is also restrictive to an American readership base and are as accurate as the day the book is published. I would be a little nervous of expecting the figures to be accurate in a year or two, especially given the current volatility of global inflation.

This is a good book for anyone wanting a candid insight into a specific field of interest. With full credit to the authors, some of the specific areas of interest are not as simple to explain as stacking shelves in a warehouse (for what it is worth, Blockchain is complicated!) It remains an insightful guide for those wanting to enter a market that is becoming increasingly dominated by the internet and technology. That said, the humanity students in the room, or those seeking a career in mainstream corporate roles, you might want to sit this one out.

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Author Website: https://rafaelmoscatel.com/

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Relaxing summer days in Devon

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This is a smidge of a belated one, given boyfriend Ben and I were holidaying in the last week of August. What can I say? I’ve been rather busy since getting back, and by busy, I mean swamped in work emails.

Back in South Devon, we had a rather splendid time in and around the English Riviera (even if Ben’s reaction to that description was laughter, followed by “no, really? The English Riviera?“)

We did wine tasting, we did a cider tour, we visited National Trust properties, I even did a walk along the River Dart in hopelessly inadequate footwear. We did all the classy things. We had a simply wonderful time thanks to all the wonderful human beings that made it so.

Oh, and Ben’s car almost got flooded, due to the super blue Moon (he’ll insist it looked worse than it was, but he was the one moaning about his wet socks for the rest of the night!)

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Attractions visited (in no particular order):

  • Ring O’Bells, Chagford (pub and restaurant). Great priced bagette sandwiches, just what we needed after an early start on the road
  • James Bowden & Son, Chagford (shop). AKA the never ending shop
  • The River Shack, Stoke Gabriel (restaurant). Coffee, breakfast, pizza, this place never fails to delight
  • The Castle Inn, Stoke Gabriel (pub and restaurant). Repeat customers throughout the week
  • Hunt’s Cider, Stoke Gabriel (tour and tasting). Tried about 6 ciders, then got offered more by the owners because we were one of the last ones there. We may have been stumbling across the fields on the way back…
  • Sandridge Barton (home of Sharpham Wine), Stoke Gabriel (wine tasting and self-led vineyard walk). Oh my god, the wines were beautiful!
  • Slapton Sands (beach and WWII memorial). Got our steps in and relaxed on the pebbly beach, taking in the sounds of local nature and the sea (relaxation somewhat broken when Ben said “look! There’s a dead crab near us”)
  • National Trust – Coleton Fishacre, Kingswear (visitor attraction). The property where Ben compared every bedroom to the side of his house and I made passing comments over the 1920s obsession with single beds
  • National Trust – Greenway, famed author Agatha Christie’s holiday house, Brixham (visitor attraction). The property where Ben said “so, this will be the kind of second home you own one day?” I pulled a face that made him laugh
  • Brixham (town). There were models/figurines of topless mermaids everywhere (locals, please fill me in on this, I didn’t get the connection, other than it being a significant fishing town)
    • I previously wrote a post giving my person review of Brixham, including top attractions. You can read it here
  • Paignton (town). See above, alias “where Alice loitered in a coffee shop with her book”
  • Ikea, Exeter (shop). Because we stopped off there on the way back and Ben and I love day trips to Ikea…even if it is only the second time in 10 years I’ve been to one)

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Book Review: “Were You Close?” by Anne Pinkerton

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Rating: 5 stars

Headline: A sister’s journey to find herself within the ashes of what might have been

Review:

Imagine going about your daily activities when someone calls to say your a family member has been reported missing. Initially you think nothing of it, knowing this is someone you don’t have regular contact with, an experienced mountaineer with a thirst for adventure. As time goes on doubts start to sink in and then, several days later, the unthinkable; the discovery of a body.

Were You Close? by Anne Pinkerton is one sister’s reconciliation with the tragic loss of her older brother David, whose sudden death in 2008 shook the lives of her and her extended family to its core. Titled after the grinding repetition small talk with people offering sympathy, including the question “were you close?”, the starting place for Pinkerton’s book is in the memories of growing up as the baby sister of the family, half-sibling to older brothers David and Tommy. Memories of visiting David in his medical coat in a radiology department is spliced with the immediate aftermath of his death in equally clinical fashion. As the book progresses we see as the dust settles and the family come to terms with life beyond grief, Pinkerton herself begins to explore her own choices in life and her relationships with other members in her extended family.

Pinkerton’s combination of memoir and semi-biographical epic is beautifully executed in this book. It highlights the pain sudden and unexpected loss, alongside the struggles of being seen in a societal construct that tends to plant heightened concern over the wellbeing of spouses and children. Yet David had neither of those (although he did have a girlfriend). This book wraps itself around acceptance of the unknown and one woman’s journey to find herself through the ashes of what might have been with the brother she lost.

The writing quality in this book is exceptional and moving. The book moves at the right pace to ensure the right topics get more air time while others are briefly mentioned to cover the event itself and the ten years following. We are routing for Pinkerton when she decides to enrol on a Masters degree for creative writing, we feel her concern and frustration when a localised hurricane delays David’s memorial service. By the last chapter you will struggle to find a dry eye in the house. Nobody could have written this story better.

A cleverly positioned book for those who enjoy inspirational memoirs as much as emotionally charged ones, Were You Close? is the perfect companion for those cosy nights and a good cup of peppermint tea.

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Author Website: https://annepinkertonwriter.com/

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I Saw “Is That All There Is?” at the Tate Modern and I’m Still Hooked

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I don’t know if it’s the warped soundtrack, the computer-generated vocals or the mesmerizingly basic Adobe Flash animation but whichever way, I saw “Is That All There Is?” at the Tate Modern (London) and now it’s all I can think about.

I swear to goodness I wish it would just leave me alone. After all, it’s hardly something you can sing along to, not when the earworm in question sounds like a deflated emergency siren.

And, a much as I value the importance of art, I wish this wasn’t the one thing to have stuck with me since my visit to the Tate Modern in November 2022 (that’s right, it’s still haunting me!)

…I’m off to get myself a strong cup of tea.

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(For what it’s worth) Display caption lifted from the Tate Modern website:

IS THAT ALL THERE IS? considers the environmental impact of global warming. YHCHI often use dark humour to highlight difficult issues. The text and melody of the work are based on the song Is That All There Is?, made popular by singer Peggy Lee in 1969. The fire in the song’s lyrics here becomes a reference to wildfires in California. The question ‘Is That All There Is?’ is repeated again and again, highlighting the lack of personal and political accountability in relation to climate change.

Gallery label, April 2022

Artist credit: Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries

Title: “Is That All There Is?”

Featured post image (also used below): “What The Hell’s Going On” by Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries (https://www.artpapers.org/young-hae-chang-heavy-industries/)

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Book Review: “Couch” by Misha Chinkov

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Rating: 2 stars

Headline: As a memoir, “Couch” has an interesting premise but suffers from its poor execution

Review:

Couch follows the adventures of Misha Chinkov, a Russian national who between 2014 and 2022 took to couch-surfing during his national and international travels through Russia, the Baltics, India and the USA. In this book, couch-surfing refers to homeowners offering spare rooms, sofas, beds etc. for what is usually a heavily discounted price compared to a hotel room. It is particularly popular with young people and travellers.

What drew me to this book was its premise. The cover imagery of a neglected sofa and common interpretation of couch (or, in the UK, sofa) surfing is that it is more something brought about by hardship. It is not clear in this book what Chinkov’s motives are for couch-surfing, is it due to a lack of money or a desire to avoid hotels? The writing focus tends to be placed on the increasingly disturbing hosts, including an American called Richard who hosts exclusively foreign travellers and insists on making lodgers sleep naked, “as clothes damage the air mattress”. During scenes like these I find it hard to comprehend why our narrator is continuing to couch-surf.

Most of this book’s issues can be traced back to author voice. From the frequent spelling mistakes and poor grammar it is apparent that English is not Chinkov’s first language. Writing in another language is admirable but not forgivable. The F bomb is dropped excessively and Chinkov’s tone of voice is insensitive and bitter. Following a scene where, after been driven for an hour to Suzdal by his hosts, “I give the guys a hundred [rubbles], which can afford you nothing but a cup of tasteless coffee,” it is hard to feel sympathy toward Chinkov when he later struggles to find accommodation.

In one short book Chinkov crams in every couch-surfing experience, resulting in lots of fragmented sections that focus on brief interactions and leave readers starved of detail. What did the houses look and smell like? If India truly is “the land of dances and spice” then show us through words!

The premise could have potential if it were to be given a major overhaul and rewritten. Until then, Couch remains a questionable read, in more ways than one.

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Author Website: https://www.mishachinkov.com/

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It’s Happened Again!!

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Following the post I published towards the end of 2022 about a mother opening an Amazon parcel containing boxes of cereal, I have two thing to report.

  1. Amazon have yet to implement a policy forcing people to open parcels on the doorstep (sorry Lizzie)
  2. It’s happened again!

As spotted on a social media platform (for the sake of argument, let’s call said social media platform “Gacebook”):

Image reads: Amazon Warning!!!! I want to make our community aware so this doesn’t happen to anyone else. I ordered an iPad Air of Amazon certified seller and received a pack of cleaning wipes.
Package was tampered with. I managed to grab the driver to return the item. He said he could not change the delivered status. He rung his boss and who said to him, ‘bring the wipes back and we’ll get her sent out an item tomorrow’. Needless to say the iPad never turned up. After several calls to Amazon Customer Services I am still unable to change the status of the delivery to returned until the driver has done so. I know this will not happen. Its currently being investigated by Amazon customer services.

Another instance of someone trying to buy an Apple product, only this time they got duped with surface wipes.

I don’t know why I should be surprised and really it is a terrible thing that people are being unfairly mugged off in such a way, but it still amazed me when I saw it appear on my social media feed.

That, or it could be a sign that I need to get a life.

As a thirty year old, eating blueberry yoghurt from the tub and watching reruns of The Hills I’m going to decline the opportunity to comment. I’d only dig myself into a bigger yoghurt-based hole.

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Book Review: “The Unconventional Entrepreneur” by Alexandra Nolan

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Rating: 4 stars

Headline: The book that will make you want to start a business

Review:

Building on her experience in beauty and blogging, Alexandra Nolan’s publishing debut The Unconventional Entrepreneur tailors itself toward aspirational entrepreneurs. While most of the guidance is fairly universal, author perspective makes it that edge more applicable to those wishing to create home, beauty or fashion brands.

The first section of the book provides a potted autobiography of Nolan’s career from humble beginnings to overseeing her first retail store, The Ivory Boutique. The establishment of several online brands followed swiftly afterwards, including “City Chic Living”. Following this The Unconventional Entrepreneur moves into practical guidance on areas such as branding, balancing profit and cost and digital expansion.

The approach to writing in this book makes for a pleasant read, it is informal in style and dips into Nolan’s personal experiences where applicable. You get a strong sense that Nolan is well informed by her experiences and research, she knows her stuff and understands what it feels like to have insecurities and doubts, particularly as a female entrepreneur in a male-dominated subgroup.

In a couple of places points are a little laboured (in one case study Nolan references an example brand no less than seven times, to the point I cannot think of anything but The European Wax Centre!) Those who regularly read my reviews will also know of my dislike for content which encourages readers to visit websites, such as the QR codes featured in this book. I will say it again; authors, do not encourage readers to put your book down and get distracted on the internet!

The Unconventional Entrepreneur is unashamedly optimistic and proud, a thoroughly enjoyable read that I would readily recommend to any of my female friends considering entrepreneurship. Women who do not know where to begin or find themselves questioning their abilities. I hope this book will continue to make more woman feel as empowered and confident as Nolan is of herself.

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Author Website: https://citychicliving.com/

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Seven Degrees of Pie

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My birthday card writing skills need no introduction, which is why I present to you my latest iteration for my sister’s birthday. Ladies and gentlemen, I call this “Seven Degrees of Pie”

Let me quickly summarise (as I know the lack of space makes the writing legibility a bit hit and miss in places):

  1. Blueberry pie! Which is as cute looking as…
  2. Kitty pie! Kitty pie sounds as funny to say as…
  3. Pizza pie! Which is orange in colour, like…
  4. Pumpkin pie! This particular pumpkin pie looks like a face, like…
  5. Pacman pie! Pacman pie rushes after tasty treats like…
  6. Pie Face! (the Beano character) Pie Face = …
  7. Pie…on your face. See! The proof is in the pie!

There you have it. My very well thought out logic that one is never more than seven moves from being pied. And just think, I never went to Philosophy school.

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