Author: My Housemate's a Mermaid (Alice E. Bennett)

Book Review: “The Essential Oil Recipe Book” by Katie Veldkamp

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Rating: 4 stars

Headline: Creating a luxury product on a shoestring budget, I can’t wait to give some of these oil recipes a try

Review:

The 2020 edition of The Essential Oil Recipe Book by Katie Veldkamp provides readers with the hints, tips and all-important recipes for creating a concoction of homemade treatments, from relaxation oils to candles and soaps. Split over the course of twelve calendar months, Veldkamp takes readers on a seasonally inspired journey from products to combat the chills of January to the ideas perfectly placed for the gifting month of December.

Visually this book ticks all the boxes, with artistically designed copy that does not clog up or overwhelm the page and expert photography that are beautifully layered into the design. The content is both straightforward and accessible, containing a good number of oil recipes for every level of expertise. One thing you do not get from this book is a feeling of being short changed.

To be thorough and fair; there are two key things to consider before purchasing this book. Firstly, and perhaps most obvious, is the use of the ‘2020’ date on the book’s cover. Before writing up my review, I reached out to the author for clarification on a newer edition but was only able to obtain the vagueness that a book containing updated recipes was being planned with no date for publication.

The other comment to make is that this book does feature a lot of Simply Earth’s company branding, with photos showcasing their products to maximum effect. The recipes are unaffected, to the best of my awareness none of the ingredients are dependent on a Simply Earth subscription, however it is again something to make note of.

Stripping the corporate nonsense aside, this does still remain a highly likeable book and something I would be happy to have on my own bookshelf. A nice and easy way to create a bit of homemade “me time” on a shoestring budget.

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A very BBC reaction to UK politics

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I was watching some of BBC’s in-depth news coverage of the Conservative party leadership the other night and couldn’t help but burst out laughing. It’s BBC Newsnight at its best impartial tongue-in-cheek self.

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Book Review: “To Help Just One” by Thusitha L. Perera

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Rating: 3 stars

Headline: To Help Just One demonstrates courage in its ability to speak up about sensitive topics many authors shy away from

Review:

To Help Just One is the debut release from Australian author Thusitha L. Perera, who turned to storytelling while recovering from the long term effects of Covid-19. The book follows the intersecting stories of Lawrence, Jonathan and Tegan, three childhood friends who have grown up to become work colleagues and exercise buddies. Going through their various challenges in life, we get to see how each character navigates mental health issues, including themes around gambling addiction and workplace bullying. On occasion the tone might be triggering for those sensitive to these topics, however overall this is a story of personal resilience and triumph and the importance of supportive networks. If this book could be described in one mantra it would be “it’s always okay to not be okay”.

Despite some of the thorny issues presented in the book, To Help Just One has a nice feel about it, it flows well and each character has a coherent story arc that reaches a satisfactory conclusion. It is very prose heavy, dialogue is deployed on a minimalistic level compared to what would normally be seen in this type of fiction. Personally, I was a bit on the fence with whether I liked the approach, as at points it did encourage me to skip segments knowing that what would follow would be a page of internal reflection with little action.

The biggest hold-back to the writing comes from not heeding the age old writing wisdom of “show don’t tell”. Perera states things a bit too often that it tends to give the feeling of being spoon-fed a story. “Tegan is excited”, “Tegan marvels at the range of skills”, “[Tegan] considers what adding another string to her bow would look like”, “Tegan likes the idea of coaching” (and this is just on page seventy). While it is not a crime to shed a light on areas readers cannot see, when lots of successive paragraphs open the same way the format can become repetitive. What is lacking is the subtle depth that allows readers to flesh out details for themselves, without being directed by the author.

This is a book I am glad to have read, not least for its courage to speak up about some of the hot topics many authors shy away from. To Help Just One has strong foundations as a author debut and I look forward to seeing where Perera takes his writing career next.

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What is going on with Jus-Rol’s cinnamon swirls?

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After battling a mouthful of disappointment, I just wanted to highlight how much of a travesty Jus-Rol‘s cinnamon swirls rebrand is.

In the simplest of terms, it’s awful.

For those less aware of its previous incarnations, Jus-Rol’s cinnamon swirls is a ready-to-bake product. What it offers to the market is something straightforward and quick, providing the same results of freshy made pastry, without the time and stress needed to make a batch from scratch.

To quote Jus-Rol’s website:

“Jus-Rol’s ready to bake Cinnamon Swirls are a perfectly easy way to bake your family a tasty morning treat at home. Just shape, bake and enjoy warm from the oven. The aroma will fill your kitchen with joy as they bake up.”

https://www.jusrol.co.uk/products/cinnamon-swirls

Making Jus-Rol cinnamon swirls was easy. You took it out of the tube, split the cylinder of pre-filled pastry into six and then whacked it into the oven, cooking for a defined period of time and icing once cooled.

Now the process is several steps longer and ten times worse. Instead of one pot for icing sugar, now you get two, one for the icing sugar and one for the “cinnamon filling” which looks more like chocolate spread and smells of nothing.

Even if we park the creation of needless plastic packaging, it is hard to overlook the messy complexity created by the introduction this modest little pot. Once the filling is smeared across a flat rectangle of raw pastry, the consumer then has to roll the pastry and only then cutting it into six.

Thanks to this step, the cinnamon goes absolutely everywhere. Some pieces were left drowning in brown paste, others with barely a scrap inside. Some swirls were trying to uncurl and others kept oozing.

Turns out whacking them into the oven doesn’t help much either. Cast your mind back to the picture on the Jus-Rol box and compare it to what we got.

While we can all laugh at mis-shaped pastries, it doesn’t compare to how they used to look with the old recipe.

Turns out I’m not the only one disappointed by Jus-Rol’s change in manufacturing. With an average rating of 1.1 at the time of writing, Tesco’s customers are less than impressed.

And the feedback on Jul-Rol’s Facebook page is comical.

Here’s hoping Jus-Rol listen to this feedback on and tossing aside whichever team of dingbats thought it was a good idea to implement cost-cutting, planet harming, changes to a classic.

Have you also experienced this frustration? Drop a comment below and/or contact Jus-Rol’s customer service team via their website, Jus-Rol (jusrol.co.uk)

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Book Review: “S.I.D” by Smiley TheWriter

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Rating: 4 stars

Headline: A well written short story that engages with challenging conversations around mental illness

Review:

*Warning – book and review contains themes of death and suicide*

S.I.D (Suicidal Ideations) by Smiley TheWriter is a short story monologue, narrated by the voice of Samuel, a twenty-three year old Somalian living in America. (I will refer to the book as S.I.D and author as Smiley hereafter.) Split over the five themes of time, love, pain, tears and death, from within the afterlife Samuel reflects on his past experiences that have led up to the present day, moments after jumping off a bridge and committing suicide.

Given the sensitives around this topic, Smiley handles the content well. In places there are some really nice turns of phrase, for example Samuel’s description of a troubled childhood in Somalia where he is forced to eat sand and “passed around like an empty plate”. The chapters tackle different themes in a way that layers upon the last, creating a backdrop that builds progressively toward a thrilling climax of events. Being a short story S.I.D is perfectly suited to the sombre tone carried throughout, the feeling of a character who could have had many chances to shine but has been ground down by a failed system on both sides of the Atlantic.

While the wording is well constructed, the skill and poeticism of Smiley as an author does tend to create its own bubbles of confusion. The tone of voice is so personable, so intimate and in tune with Samuel’s thoughts, feelings and experiences, it is easy to forget this title is a work of fiction as opposed to an autobiographical memoir (excluding the opening sentences that convey the narrator is already dead). More description of characters’ physical attributes and world-building would have helped ground readers in the fictional landscape. The title may also be a little lost in translation. As a British reviewer, I would not have known the acronym S.I.D was a term or descriptor related to suicide.

The inclusion of an author epilogue and American support services at the back of the book are a nice touch, however I would still be a little cautious of sharing this book widely given its strong themes of death and suicide. That said, S.I.D still remains a well written short story that engages with challenging conversations around mental illness, especially within communities where is it considered taboo.

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Meanwhile, in Alice’s head…

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Something I came across on the internet that makes absolutely no sense other than afterwards finding out it’s a thing and the cat is apparently called Maxwell.

And, in fairness, it is the most truest of reflections when it comes to what is usually floating around in my head.

Oh, God, what have I gotten myself into? Make it stop!!

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Book Review: “Tomorrow’s Jobs Today” by Rafael Moscatel

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Rating: 3 stars

Headline: A guidebook for those considering a future career in digitally-focused sectors

Review:

Tomorrow’s Jobs Today by Rafael Moscatel (with support from Abby Moscatel) aims to lift the lid on job roles of the future career market. Example career paths covered in detail include Blockchain, Artificial Intelligence and Advisory Consulting. Each area has its own chapter, allowing for an in depth study which starts with a broad history and overview, details of expected starting salary and essential qualifications (where applicable) for entry. Interviews with well-seasoned experts in the field go a long way to providing a human insight into the industries they represent, the conversational tone helps massively to bring energy into the large bodies of text.

This book is clearly trying to capitalise on a younger readership base, those that are coming toward the end of their formal education and looking to making career path decisions. With that in mind, Tomorrow’s Job’s Today would have benefitted from being punchier and quicker to the point in places. There is no imagery or diagrams in this book, content which would have massively supported some of the more complex terminology or been useful as a springboard for some of the meatier paragraphs. While a useful statistic to include, the use of a dollar currency for expected starting salaries is also restrictive to an American readership base and are as accurate as the day the book is published. I would be a little nervous of expecting the figures to be accurate in a year or two, especially given the current volatility of global inflation.

This is a good book for anyone wanting a candid insight into a specific field of interest. With full credit to the authors, some of the specific areas of interest are not as simple to explain as stacking shelves in a warehouse (for what it is worth, Blockchain is complicated!) It remains an insightful guide for those wanting to enter a market that is becoming increasingly dominated by the internet and technology. That said, the humanity students in the room, or those seeking a career in mainstream corporate roles, you might want to sit this one out.

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Author Website: https://rafaelmoscatel.com/

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Relaxing summer days in Devon

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This is a smidge of a belated one, given boyfriend Ben and I were holidaying in the last week of August. What can I say? I’ve been rather busy since getting back, and by busy, I mean swamped in work emails.

Back in South Devon, we had a rather splendid time in and around the English Riviera (even if Ben’s reaction to that description was laughter, followed by “no, really? The English Riviera?“)

We did wine tasting, we did a cider tour, we visited National Trust properties, I even did a walk along the River Dart in hopelessly inadequate footwear. We did all the classy things. We had a simply wonderful time thanks to all the wonderful human beings that made it so.

Oh, and Ben’s car almost got flooded, due to the super blue Moon (he’ll insist it looked worse than it was, but he was the one moaning about his wet socks for the rest of the night!)

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Attractions visited (in no particular order):

  • Ring O’Bells, Chagford (pub and restaurant). Great priced bagette sandwiches, just what we needed after an early start on the road
  • James Bowden & Son, Chagford (shop). AKA the never ending shop
  • The River Shack, Stoke Gabriel (restaurant). Coffee, breakfast, pizza, this place never fails to delight
  • The Castle Inn, Stoke Gabriel (pub and restaurant). Repeat customers throughout the week
  • Hunt’s Cider, Stoke Gabriel (tour and tasting). Tried about 6 ciders, then got offered more by the owners because we were one of the last ones there. We may have been stumbling across the fields on the way back…
  • Sandridge Barton (home of Sharpham Wine), Stoke Gabriel (wine tasting and self-led vineyard walk). Oh my god, the wines were beautiful!
  • Slapton Sands (beach and WWII memorial). Got our steps in and relaxed on the pebbly beach, taking in the sounds of local nature and the sea (relaxation somewhat broken when Ben said “look! There’s a dead crab near us”)
  • National Trust – Coleton Fishacre, Kingswear (visitor attraction). The property where Ben compared every bedroom to the side of his house and I made passing comments over the 1920s obsession with single beds
  • National Trust – Greenway, famed author Agatha Christie’s holiday house, Brixham (visitor attraction). The property where Ben said “so, this will be the kind of second home you own one day?” I pulled a face that made him laugh
  • Brixham (town). There were models/figurines of topless mermaids everywhere (locals, please fill me in on this, I didn’t get the connection, other than it being a significant fishing town)
    • I previously wrote a post giving my person review of Brixham, including top attractions. You can read it here
  • Paignton (town). See above, alias “where Alice loitered in a coffee shop with her book”
  • Ikea, Exeter (shop). Because we stopped off there on the way back and Ben and I love day trips to Ikea…even if it is only the second time in 10 years I’ve been to one)

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Book Review: “Were You Close?” by Anne Pinkerton

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Rating: 5 stars

Headline: A sister’s journey to find herself within the ashes of what might have been

Review:

Imagine going about your daily activities when someone calls to say your a family member has been reported missing. Initially you think nothing of it, knowing this is someone you don’t have regular contact with, an experienced mountaineer with a thirst for adventure. As time goes on doubts start to sink in and then, several days later, the unthinkable; the discovery of a body.

Were You Close? by Anne Pinkerton is one sister’s reconciliation with the tragic loss of her older brother David, whose sudden death in 2008 shook the lives of her and her extended family to its core. Titled after the grinding repetition small talk with people offering sympathy, including the question “were you close?”, the starting place for Pinkerton’s book is in the memories of growing up as the baby sister of the family, half-sibling to older brothers David and Tommy. Memories of visiting David in his medical coat in a radiology department is spliced with the immediate aftermath of his death in equally clinical fashion. As the book progresses we see as the dust settles and the family come to terms with life beyond grief, Pinkerton herself begins to explore her own choices in life and her relationships with other members in her extended family.

Pinkerton’s combination of memoir and semi-biographical epic is beautifully executed in this book. It highlights the pain sudden and unexpected loss, alongside the struggles of being seen in a societal construct that tends to plant heightened concern over the wellbeing of spouses and children. Yet David had neither of those (although he did have a girlfriend). This book wraps itself around acceptance of the unknown and one woman’s journey to find herself through the ashes of what might have been with the brother she lost.

The writing quality in this book is exceptional and moving. The book moves at the right pace to ensure the right topics get more air time while others are briefly mentioned to cover the event itself and the ten years following. We are routing for Pinkerton when she decides to enrol on a Masters degree for creative writing, we feel her concern and frustration when a localised hurricane delays David’s memorial service. By the last chapter you will struggle to find a dry eye in the house. Nobody could have written this story better.

A cleverly positioned book for those who enjoy inspirational memoirs as much as emotionally charged ones, Were You Close? is the perfect companion for those cosy nights and a good cup of peppermint tea.

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I Saw “Is That All There Is?” at the Tate Modern and I’m Still Hooked

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I don’t know if it’s the warped soundtrack, the computer-generated vocals or the mesmerizingly basic Adobe Flash animation but whichever way, I saw “Is That All There Is?” at the Tate Modern (London) and now it’s all I can think about.

I swear to goodness I wish it would just leave me alone. After all, it’s hardly something you can sing along to, not when the earworm in question sounds like a deflated emergency siren.

And, a much as I value the importance of art, I wish this wasn’t the one thing to have stuck with me since my visit to the Tate Modern in November 2022 (that’s right, it’s still haunting me!)

…I’m off to get myself a strong cup of tea.

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(For what it’s worth) Display caption lifted from the Tate Modern website:

IS THAT ALL THERE IS? considers the environmental impact of global warming. YHCHI often use dark humour to highlight difficult issues. The text and melody of the work are based on the song Is That All There Is?, made popular by singer Peggy Lee in 1969. The fire in the song’s lyrics here becomes a reference to wildfires in California. The question ‘Is That All There Is?’ is repeated again and again, highlighting the lack of personal and political accountability in relation to climate change.

Gallery label, April 2022

Artist credit: Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries

Title: “Is That All There Is?”

Featured post image (also used below): “What The Hell’s Going On” by Young-Hae Chang Heavy Industries (https://www.artpapers.org/young-hae-chang-heavy-industries/)

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