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That’s right, this man.
This man, who I had to look up online.
I initially thought it was Paolo Guerrero, a professional football player who plays in strike position for Ecuador. Paulo Guerreiro on the other hand, I have no idea. I think he’s a nobody.
Do I think this is a fake account? Yes. Do I hold out hope that a “somebody” in sport has taken interest in my work? I couldn’t possibly comment…
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Now, I’m no super fan, nor am I Scottish-leaning (I’m actually part Welsh. 75% English, but I like to pull the minority card when stuffing my face full of Welsh cakes – “I can’t help it, I’m genetically programmed!”)
Twenty seconds in the old popty microdon and seriously, I’ll do pretty much anything for these sweet babies.
*Deep sigh*, God, I love Welsh cakes.
Sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, football.
I’m not a massive football obsessive, BUT I couldn’t help watch the outcome of tonight’s Euro match of England versus Scotland and be strongly reminded of a series of targeted advertisements that were doing the rounds earlier this week.
All I’m going to do is put this here:
And all I’m going to say is this: hahahahahahahahahaha.
My final thoughts? Pelting both teams with plates of Welsh cakes would have made the match more interesting. (Just sayin’.)
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