My birthday card writing skills need no introduction, which is why I present to you my latest iteration for my sister’s birthday. Ladies and gentlemen, I call this “Seven Degrees of Pie”
Let me quickly summarise (as I know the lack of space makes the writing legibility a bit hit and miss in places):
- Blueberry pie! Which is as cute looking as…
- Kitty pie! Kitty pie sounds as funny to say as…
- Pizza pie! Which is orange in colour, like…
- Pumpkin pie! This particular pumpkin pie looks like a face, like…
- Pacman pie! Pacman pie rushes after tasty treats like…
- Pie Face! (the Beano character) Pie Face = …
- Pie…on your face. See! The proof is in the pie!
There you have it. My very well thought out logic that one is never more than seven moves from being pied. And just think, I never went to Philosophy school.
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