This is the sort of story my future children have to look forward to.

A Powerfully Deep and Meaningful Story

by Alice E. Bennett

In the dark, dark Universe,

There’s a dark, dark galaxy,

In the dark, dark galaxy,

There’s a dark, dark solar system,

In the dark, dark solar system,

There’s a dark, dark planet,

On the dark, dark planet,

There’s a dark, dark continent,

In the dark, dark continent,

There’s a dark, dark country,

In the dark, dark country,

There’s a dark, dark region,

In the dark, dark region,

There’s a dark, dark county,

In the dark, dark country,

There’s a dark, dark city,

In the dark, dark city,

There’s a dark, dark area,

In the dark, dark area,

There’s a dark, dark street,

In the dark, dark street,

There’s a dark, dark house,

In the dark, dark house,

There’s some dark, dark stairs,

Up the dark, dark stairs,

There’s a dark, dark hallway,

Off the dark, dark hallway,

There’s a dark, dark bedroom,

In the dark, dark, bedroom,

There’s a dark, dark bed,

On the dark, dark bed,

There’s dark, dark sheets,

On the dark, dark sheets,

There’s a dark, dark rock,

And on this dark, dark rock,

Is a dark, dark substance,

And what is this dark, dark matter?

Well, be prepared to be amazed,

For this dark, dark substance,

In the dark, dark Universe,

Is spec of dark, dark…

…mud

Moral of this story: Some things are not worth waiting for

 

I’m going to be an awesome parent.