This is what it feels like forcing myself to write words on a blank page. It feels like this property advertisement.
And I’m not talking about the never ending bit. The production value, the forced lyrics, the “what have I just seen?” feeling, quite literally everything about this video can be translated into what writing a draft zero feels like for me.
Oh, and if you are interested in learning more about this house may I direct you to its page on Rightmove (still on the market at the time of writing).
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My Housemate's a Mermaid 