Before you read this blog there are three things you need to know about me:

1. I have no fingerprints

2. It’s not proper coffee unless I’ve spilt it everywhere

3. I used to share a house with a mermaid

Hello! My name is Alice E. Bennett, a wannabe inspiration working in Finance. Established in 2014, this blog aims to give an insight into my life, mind and world as I try to comprehend professionalism in a world full of snazzy suits, pretentious cocktails and the diminishing value of avocado emojis.

Oh, did I also mention my housemate’s a mermaid?

I aim to post new content every Tuesday. Sometimes reviews, sometimes insights into my life, quite often of no relevance to anything at all. And yet here we all are.