Before you read this blog there are three things you need to know about me:

1. I have no fingerprints

2. It’s not proper coffee unless I’ve spilt it everywhere

3. I used to share a house with a mermaid

Hello! My name is Alice E. Bennett, a wanna be inspiration, working in the Finance sector. Established in 2014, this blog aims to give an insight into my life, mind and world as I try to comprehend professionalism in a world full of suits, pretentious cocktails and the excessive use of avocado emojis.

Oh, did I also mention my housemate’s a mermaid?